if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people
knowing you have school tomorrow
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
don’t associate with people that think they’re too good for mcdonalds
when you looking at your bank transactions like
"what the fuck did i spent $50 on at walmart?"
"She’s a demon. But she’s like a really cool demon. And I’m just a foolish mortal"
angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me
When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project
Puppies trying to figure out a Capybara